reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner In an unprecedented move, Moses Hatshepsutson has announced a unique governmental structure change for the recently formed Hebrew nation. Never before Continue Reading
New Kind of Rock Discovered at Rephidim
reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner It was with mixed feelings that countries east and north of Egypt received news of a new source of water in the Sin Wilderness. It appears to Continue Reading
Nutritional Soundness of New Manna and Quail Diet Debated
reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner A new diet is being strictly followed by a Hebrew cult recently found camping in the Sin Wilderness. Those who sign up are limited to eating Continue Reading
Pharaoh and Army Mysteriously Disappear
reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner Emergency meetings are being held behind closed doors to decide on a new Egyptian ruler. The former Pharaoh was last seen departing Egypt with Continue Reading
Hebrew Slaves Paint Houses at Dusk
reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner All of Egypt watched in horrified fascination this evening as the Hebrew slaves came from their homes at twilight to paint their doorposts red. Up Continue Reading
Mr. Hatshepsutson Speaks Out Against Egyptian Emigration Restrictions
reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner In a strange twist of Egyptian politics, Mr. Hatshepsutson is attempting to move his whole constituency out of Egypt. Egyptian emigration regulations Continue Reading
Freak Storm Front Devastates Egypt Just Misses Goshen
reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner Free Egyptian Magician Aid (FEMA) has been scrambling this month to respond to multiple nationwide disasters. The latest, an unprecedented Continue Reading
Fines Being Levied After Unapproved Protest Pollutes Nile River with Blood
reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner A political protest against the current Egyptian government has resulted in massive pollution in the Nile River. Led by Moses Hatshepsutson, the Continue Reading
Hatshepsutson’s Political Comeback Off to a Dismal Start
reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner After a flashy re-entrance into the political arena, Moses Hatshepsutson's campaign to establish respect and a position of influence in Pharaoh's court Continue Reading
80 Year Old Politician Returns to the Egyptian Court After 40 Year Absence
reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner After living in exile in Midian for 40 years, the once politically prominent Moses Amram Hatshepsutson has reappeared on the scene. His stories of Continue Reading