reported by BNP via Leviticus Today In an unexpected announcement, The God has outlined potential future government shut down policies.  While decisions regarding implementation are clearly under His Continue Reading

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today The new Jubilee laws appear to be boon to the common man. In a world where the powerful elite claim ownership of land and persons at will, these Hebrew laws put Continue Reading

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today An unremorseful man was executed yesterday for deliberately cursing the God who freed our Hebrew nation from slavery. He was fighting another man for unknown Continue Reading

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today The Hebrew Nation may become known as the Party Nation. The latest communication via Mr. Hatshepsutson from the High God is a long list of festivals, some of them Continue Reading

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today Post Sacrificial Duty Stress Disorder (PSDSD) is the newest syndrome being described by the Society for Misunderstood Levites (SML). PSDSD has not been observed Continue Reading

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today In the continuing drastic departure from the Egyptian culture, more specific laws have been enacted by the current government. While there have been some complaints Continue Reading

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today Aaron Amramson has been named as the priest who will carry out a new important sacrificial assignment. His past record includes contributing to the delinquency of Continue Reading

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today The new sacrificial code is proving to be a win-win situation for those with limited funds. Instead of requiring those in the lower financial brackets to bring the Continue Reading

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today The whole tribe of Levi was subdued after more information was released about their job duties. It seems the perks of high-end uniforms and food donations from Continue Reading