reported by BNP via the Genesis Review Amid rumors resurfacing that the Philistine president has, in the past, taken married women into his harem, General Phicol has issued a formal warning Continue Reading
Watering Camels Becoming Popular Pastime for Young Women in Mesopotamia
reported by BNP via the Genesis Review Parents around the city are having trouble with their daughters loitering around the community well, offering to water camels for complete strangers. Continue Reading
Mother of Miracle Child Dies in Kiriath-arba
reported by BNP via the Genesis Review Sarah Hebrew has died in Kiriath-arba at the age of 127. She leaves behind her husband, Abraham Hebrew, age 137, and their only son, Isaac Hebrew, Continue Reading
Prophet Prays for King of Gerar and Receives 1,000 in Silver
reported by BNP via the Genesis Review Several of the world's prominent religious authorities from the High Religious Counsel (commonly known as the HRC) have come together to express Continue Reading
Survivors of Volcanic Eruption Found Hiding in Cave Near Zoar
reported by BNP via the Genesis Review In the few weeks since the unexpected volcanic explosion that obliterated the twin cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, all hope of finding survivors had Continue Reading
COST Accuses Community Leader of Barbarous Behavior
reported by BNP via the Genesis Review A spokesman for COST (an acronym for the group boldly calling themselves: Controlling Others for Societal Transformation) is shining the spotlight on Continue Reading
Runaway Pregnant Surrogate Claims Spiritual Experience in Shur Desert
reported by BNP via the Genesis Review A surrogate mother who had been reported missing has recently returned home. Known as Hagar, she says she made the decision to leave Continue Reading
Prisoners Held by Chedorlaomer Are Released
reported by BNP via the Genesis Review In a surprising turn of events, all of the prisoners recently taken by General Chedorlaomer and his Coalition of Four have been freed. The Continue Reading
Egyptian Leader Rethinks Policy of Apprehending Attractive Immigrant Women
reported by BNP via the Genesis Review The Egyptian leader's ongoing policy of detaining lovely women may have backfired on him when a foreign dignitary recently visited. Cabinet Continue Reading
Babel Peace Summit Leaves Many Questions Unanswered
reported by BNP via the Genesis Review Reports are coming in about conflict among the representatives at the Babel Peace Summit. Many national ambassadors are at the point of refusing Continue Reading